This is a test of how much of your brain is actually still functioning. Chances are it's already mush so this test shouldn't be too painful.
TW: Mentions of suicide, self-harm, eating disorders. If any of these upset or trigger you please exit now.
Is in the LGBT community
Had an online relationship
Either hypersexual or asexual to compensate for lack of intimacy
Is not Cis
Twitter.
Joined a discord NSFW server as a minor
Can't differentiate platonic and romantic attraction
Had thoughts of committing and made a plan
Has either written a note in the notes app or physically
Attempted once
Attempted twice
Attempted three or more times
Likes animals more than people
Has a cat
One of your parents was neurodivirgent and didn't know for basically your entire childhood
Your family hasn't sat down to eat together in years
Really attached to your English/History teacher
Have mommy issues or daddy issues
If you thirst over men that could be your dad
If you had +100k minutes on spotify wrapped
Ruined a song because you associated it with a person
Stans/stanned Mitski, Mother Mother, Tally Hall, MARINA, Hozier, Cavetown, or Wilbur soot, carseat headrest, duster, (you get the idea just look at your spotify)
Has undiagnosed neurodivirgency
You fold paper airplanes or boats with table napkins or receipts at dinner
Dropped out of school or took a gap for a bit due to mental health
Went to an all-girls/all-boys school
You had to change schools more than 5 times before high school/9th grade
Wrote fanfiction before the age of 14
Wrote smut before the age of 16
Exclusively uses the Explicit tag on AO3
Unironically finds comfort in Angst and Hurt/No Comfort
You read for more than 3 gay ships
You have more than 100 bookmarks on AO3
You know what A/B/O is
Understands and can explain heat cycles and suppressants
If you know what spitroasting and/or watersports is
Knows what PWP means
You've read dnf smut
Had a tumblr account
If you have a discord account that's more than 3 years
If you've been banned from a server before
Probably grew up on MLP or FNAF
Had an Undertale or Danganronpa phase
Dazai kinnie
Defended a fictional mass murderer
If you participated in the dabloon saga
You keyboard smash
Has RPed before
Downloaded KiK to RP with strangers
Taken up a bit too much space in the discord vent channel
Used the close friends story to trauma dump
Is afraid of trauma dumping but does it anyways as a coping/defense mechanism
Voice recorded yourself during a mental breakdown
Self diagnosed around the age of 10-12 before a professional did
Got bullied
Left a psychiatrist speechless after a monologue
Has attempted SH
Got groomed
Went more than three days without showering
If you skip meals regularly for more than 12 hours
If you have a binge eating disorder
If you have both at once
Did not think you would live past a certain age/thought about killing yourself by the time you were X
You made a tiktok to a Slide show audio
You have an average screen time of at least 6 hours
Laughs at the word penis
You spent more than 12 consecutive hours in your bed or room awake
Cried because you couldn't explain what you were feeling
Has an anxious attachment style
Caffeine addiction
Sugar addiction
Nicotine addiction
Alcohol dependence
Actually scratch that, if you have an addiction gene at all
Were really attached to Johnlock, Hannigram, or Merthur
You bite your fingernails or pick your skin
Maladaptive daydreaming
You get less than 6 hours of sleep regularly
Cut your own hair at 3AM impulsively
Had more than 3 kinds of antidepressants
Has seen more than 4 therapists or psychiatrists
Stopped a breakdown because it was cringe
Posted something on your story for that one person to see and when they acknowledged it you deleted it
Has like three friends max
Your friends don't watch the tiktoks you send them
Sends broken texts rather than whole paragraphs
Had an online friendship that lasted more than 2 years
You've been ghosted and it made you question the relationship and break it off in the span of 2 hours
Kept a toxic relationship because you were too timid to call it quits and the familiarity is reassuring
Made plans with a person to get married or live together
If you had a MCYT phase (2010s OR 2020s)
Played Poptropica or Webkinz as a kid
Communicates with shitty cat memes
Your best friends are people you met online
Either Alt, Goth, Grunge, or Cottagecore
Yandere simulator viewer before the age of 13
Grew up Catholic
Is an artist
Was super into Greek mythology or astronomy as a kid